The. Best. Ever.

I couldn’t stay away for long! ๐Ÿ’› #wereholdinghands  (at Featherdale Wildlife Park)

I couldn’t stay away for long! ๐Ÿ’› #wereholdinghands (at Featherdale Wildlife Park)

Just continuing my spirit walk along the MK&A “Our Lips Are Sealed” trail in Sydney. (at Luna Park)

Just continuing my spirit walk along the MK&A “Our Lips Are Sealed” trail in Sydney. (at Luna Park)

“Funny girls like you donโ€™t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.”
— My mother (via selawa)

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This movie was slow, but it had some good one-liners

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petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie

written by Tina Fey

narrated by morgan freeman

Guest starring Ellen Degeneres

soundtrack by Beyonce

with an oscar-worthy guest performance by leonardo dicaprio

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“wow, ive been following this blog forever and this is theost badass post ive ever seen #hero

Nancy Wake, who has died in London just before her 99th birthday, was a New Zealander brought up in Australia. She became a nurse, a journalist who interviewed Adolf Hitler, a wealthy French socialite, a British agent and a French resistance leader. She led 7,000 guerrilla fighters in battles against the Nazis in the northern Auvergne, just before the D-Day landings in 1944. On one occasion, she strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands. On another, she cycled 500 miles to replace lost codes. In June 1944, she led her fighters in an attack on the Gestapo headquarters at Montlucon in central France.

Ms Wake was furious the TV series [later made about her life] suggested she had had a love affair with one of her fellow fighters. She was too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements, she said.

Nancy recalled later in life that her parachute had snagged in a tree. The French resistance fighter who freed her said he wished all trees bore โ€œsuch beautiful fruit.โ€ Nancy retorted: โ€œDonโ€™t give me that French shit.โ€

"Resistance heroine who led 7,000 men against the Nazis," The Independent. (via madelinecoleman)

"strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands"

"too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements"

"donโ€™t give me that French shit."

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Has your daughter seen you or heard you in Enchanted?

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Will Ferrel on Jimmy Kimmel [x]

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This was the best lollllll

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Home for the next 6 months! I’m so excited to keep my time in Sydney going with this little house full of love ๐Ÿ’™ Mail me a letter if you have the time! #mailtime #youvegotmail #aussielife #australia #katieinoz #aupair  (at Mead Manor )

Home for the next 6 months! I’m so excited to keep my time in Sydney going with this little house full of love ๐Ÿ’™ Mail me a letter if you have the time! #mailtime #youvegotmail #aussielife #australia #katieinoz #aupair (at Mead Manor )

Lilly Moscovitz: Princess of Sass

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